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Stealing the Midnight Sugar

by Pippa Anais Gaubert / 21st May 2013

That summer, Henrick sat for hours on the jetty outside our warehouse flat, smoking weed in tight little rollups. He ignored the wide Westercanal flowing slowly by; he just sat and stared down thoughtfully at his chessboard, his hair falling in his eyes. He had a permanent chess game back then, set up on an upturned packing crate whilst he sat on another; we never did get round to buying a table and chairs. He always played by himself, so seriously, switching back and forth between black and the white with such ease, always making such clever moves, never giving a preference to either side. He never cheated, even to the point that if he touched a piece it was too late to change his mind. Whatever other rules were broken that summer, Henrick was strict about this.

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“Even women who might normally want to fire-bomb Ann Summers shops and demonstrate outside Agent Provocateur ought to admit that objectification should sometimes be acknowledged as a celebration of female aesthetic power. ”
- Bruno Phillips

News

Great Flying Phalluses!

21st May 2013

We are thrilled to have been awarded the Order of the Golden Flying Phallus for Best Website by those lovely Erotic Awards people! Now… where to put it?

This is Upminster, not Sunset Boulevard

21st May 2013

I’ve never been to a hot tub party club, unless you count that time way back then, when Hef, Warren, Jack and I talked long into the night, getting slowly even more wrinkly under the warm, starry skies of Southern California in what the owner called ‘his little piece of paradise’. Click on image to read further

Mistaken Beliefs of Today

20th May 2013

Common fallacy No. 14 An evening of watching gonzo porn with your spouse will bring you closer together and improve your sex life by tempting you to try exciting new techniques in your love-making.

Chaz Royal's International London Burlesque Festival – Free Show!

17th May 2013

Chaz Royal's Big Burlesque Day Out is a FREE London Burlesque Festival Daytime event is this Saturday 18th May. The event is being held at Bush Hall, 310 Uxbridge Rd W12 and runs from Noon-5pm. Royal is expecting 500+ people throughout the day and is encouraging burlesque fans to arrive between the hours of noon to 4pm.To read more, click on image

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Fiction

What’s bugging you?

14th May 2013

The main protagonist of Silman’s and Froelich’s novel, There’s A Bug Going Around, is the HIV virus. In a sort of social dance macabre, a cast of very different characters rely upon its presence and use it in different ways to advance their various ambitions and causes. We publish an extract from the book…

I hope you get this fast

by Edward Field / 10th May 2013

Occasionally one comes across some weird things in the email inbox. How both sides of this correspondence got into ours, I have no idea…

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Galleries

TOSHIO SAEKI

20th March 2013

Born in Miyazaki, Japan, 1945, Toshio Saeki’s extreme and polemical images depict themes of repressed desire, subversive sexual acts and violence,

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Podcasts

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Articles

Exposing myself in public: life as an erotic publisher

by Emma Wright / 18th April 2013

Setting oneself up as an erotic publisher is not without its pitfalls. One thing I didn't anticipate a couple of months ago is the extent to which I would end up having to share details about my intimate preferences with complete strangers. My decision to publish an erotic anthology was prompted by a number of factors, none of which was 'wanting to broadcast my turn-ons to the general public and my mum and dad'.

No Fun in Sex Anymore?

by Bruce Abrahams / 8th April 2013

We carry around a personal sexual consciousness. While this remains in a semi-dormant state, we are constantly alert to cues that could indicate the prospects for, or dangers of, engagement with the opposite sex at any appropriate level. Much the same way as animals are with food or potential enemies.

What’s it like to sleep in the world’s most expensive bed?

by Helen Croydon / 2nd April 2013

Underneath our excited bottoms as we anticipate our most expensive sleep to date, is a mattress-topper combination to match no other on the planet. What we are about to go horizontal on is made from a unique cocktail of cashmere, carded virgin lambs wool, cotton and curled Latin American horse tail. Horse tail apparently wicks away moisture, helps maintain body temperature and provides natural spring. Why it works better when it’s curled and comes from Latin American equine descent, who knows – but it does.

MASTURBATION AND MISANDRY

by Andy Nowicki / 20th March 2013

The popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey, for example, scandalizes mainstream feminists and left-liberal cultural commissars not because the book is so poorly written (E.L. James is hardly the first author of dubious talents to become rich and famous), but because its hero Christian Grey embodies all of the old-fashioned attributes of the sexy romance novel hunk: he’s ambitious, cocky, powerful, and dominant: a true alpha male, whose kinky tastes only heighten his appeal to women.

Mothers

by Kate Copstick / 18th March 2013

Children are welcome so long as they are not: crying, screaming, whining, running around knocking things over, picking things up and dropping them or leaving half eaten items of food on our merchandise. This notice is written with half my tongue in part of my cheek but is backed by years of experience of ghastly screaming children running amok while their mothers are both deaf and blind to everything.

Breaking up is even harder to do in Twitter/Facebook-Land

by Zoe Apostolides / 15th March 2013

Two weeks ago I joined Twitter, which this month announced its 500 millionth user. To put the figure in context, Tumblr reports 150 million users, Skype 280 million, LinkedIn 200 million and Facebook – wait for it –1.06 billion. If you care to mess around on the Beeb’s rather snazzy calculator, you can find out where you fit on this grand old scale. In a world, as it will tell you, where there are now over 7 billion people 1 in 7 of us has some sort of social media presence. The implications of this are vast, and have been much discussed: we are easier to locate, easier to understand, easier to have instant judgements made upon us, than we have ever been before.

Every Sperm is Sacred. And Delicious.

by Max Fletcher / 5th March 2013

For breakfast I can have a 'Cappuccino de Seme' together with a 'High Protein Smoothie', which I'm sure will see me all the way to lunch. For the mid-day meal I might have the 'Tuna Sashimi' with an interesting sounding 'Homemade Dipping Sauce', or I could try the 'Lumpier Lumpia', or perhaps I should just stick with some good old fashioned 'Creamy Cum Crepes'. When I'm hit by that inevitable four o'clock slump, I can re-invigorate myself with some 'Spunky Candied Pecans', or, if I'm feeling indulgent, I might have a 'Tiramisu Surprise' (the surprise is that it's made with semen)

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Reviews

What the Pompeiians really, really liked…

by Richard O'Brien / 17th May 2013

Whatever your own views on the human penis – join the debate! – it seems a little, well, cock-eyed to assume that every time it appeared in the Pompeiian home it did so in an erotic context. Some of these representations are comic; some stand for good luck, health and prosperity; some apparently exist because the eye of the glans struck someone as apt to make a damn fine candle-holder. It's our own post-Christian prurience that wants Graeco-Roman genitalia to signify in the same way ours do.

Between Miss Polly Rae's Sheets

by Jamie Maclean / 9th May 2013

The Hippodrome Casino is definitely not the Casino de Monte Carlo; nor is it, somehow, the most felicitous venue for a burlesque revue. Its over-long and shallow stage and its general Holiday Inn atmosphere did nothing to help this show, despite forays among the tables by the performers.

The iGino One has (almost) landed

7th May 2013

We heard about the iGino One, the clever little sex toy that was crowd-funded, and wrote a news piece about it back in February (when it wasn’t quite ready for actual review) because we loved the ideas behind it. Since then, we’ve been lucky enough to get our hands on one: the experience was worth waiting for and we weren’t disappointed.

Miss Scarlett: Drop-Dead Gorgeous Starlet

30th April 2013

Alex Proud’s excellent new supper-cabaret-burlesque show in his Proud City venue is missing one performer: she’s deceased, expired, no more – murdered, in fact. Poor Miss Scarlett.

Beyond Redemption

by Zoe Apostolides / 19th April 2013

Peter and Alice has had a lot of hype. At a time when almost daily debate rages on the question of whether art can be ‘immoral’ – whether we can ever really separate the creative from its creator – journalists, critics and curators alike are throwing up their hands. This production is an unintentionally timely tale.

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