VALENTINE'S DAY COUNTDOWN 3
Jessica Slane, ER’s Deputy Editor, writes
“Valentine’s Day happens also to be my girlfriend’s birthday, which leaves yours truly with the doubly difficult task of finding something that expresses both ardour and kink. Last year she pipped me to the post with a box of Uvex lens-cleaning towelettes for my ever-grimy specs – how to beat that for romance?
This year we’ll be escaping the city to tramp about Hampton Court learning loads of HISTORY in fleeces and practical shoes. She’s made one Valentine’s request for an evening of gin and bingo (not a euphemism), so we’ll be getting our rocks off at the Gala in Tooting before returning home to pasta and a box-set.”