New findings save (sex) lives

 

Men plagued with lower back pain can rest easier (and more satisfied) tonight. New research from Canada’s University of Waterloo reveals that there are positions in which the afflicted can enjoy sex, even if there’s no one-size-fits-all fix.

The flexion-intolerant – those would-be Casanovas whose back pain is most keenly felt when they’re touching their toes, are best off with doggy style. For the extension-intolerant, the good old missionary position should provide all the gain without unplanned pain and spooning, too, receives the all-clear.

A verdict on the reverse cowgirl is not forthcoming, however, and little mention is made of the Indian headstand. Could it be that some of the team’s experiments have proven inconclusive?

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