Don't play with your food
A man in on trial in Germany for negligent homicide after accidentally suffocating Rica Varna, 46, with a cucumber. Oliver Dietmann, 46 could be imprisoned for five years if found guilty. A verdict is due today.
The salesman inserted a cucumber into his lover’s mouth during a sex session but was distracted when some meat that he was preparing for his dog began smoking in the kitchen. Having fed his dog, Mr Dietmann went for a cigarette. On his return, he found Varna unconscious. He attempted to remove the vegetable from her airway but the cucumber had turned to mush and he was unable to get purchase.
According to the Daily Mail, Varna was four times over the legal limit for driving.
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